Stupid English

Ok, coba kalian arti.in cerita buatan gw ini :

"Well, on the well last week I saw a hot chick bought a chick. Unfortunately, just as she was about to pay, a cock came and take that chick to the well. Well, of course the chick chase that cock to the well. I followed them to the well, because, well, I'm a good guy y'know. As I traveled down to the well, I saw a gold can. Because I can not reach that can, I just ignore it and chase after that cock(and chicks). Finally, I found them. Unfortunately, what I saw is one hella unpleasant experience. Well, that chick shoved cock's mouth with branch whilst stomping the chick as hard as she can. I felt really strange urge to just throw a can into that chick. And well, because I can, I threw a can lying on the ground to that chick. That hot chick fell, the cock died, and the chick barely alive. I took the chick all the way outta the well. Well, that's one strange experience I had on the well. Never again will I go into that well. Ho well....."

Thx Eky for the ideas lol

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Stupid English for having one word having two entirely different meaning. I'll just make fun outta that